ℹ️California
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By :	Aristotle Sabouni

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This article lists some of the intolerance, incompetence, and progressivism that have come to exemplify the Golden State.

Summary :

The land of intolerance, hypocrisy, and progressivism... but I repeat myself. This article lists some examples of the intolerance, incompetence, and progressivism that have come to exemplify the Golden State. NOTE: While the Golden State once referred to the color of the dried grass hills so common in California, it now refers to the vagrant urine-covered streets of San Francisco or L.A.

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I'm a native Californian, but it makes me sad to say that. This state is the most constantly bad, and least tolerant of the states I've lived in or visited. It's kind of a "how not to" on how to govern, mind your own business, or help those less fortunate. Cali usually ranks dead last on Quality of Life metrics according to U.S. News and world report. I'm not sure about that -- if you're rich, it's pretty nice. But if you're struggling and have a family, it's harsh. Their progressivism has made it one of the hardest states to get ahead in.

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Having lived all over the nation, the Bay Area is the least tolerant place I've lived.

Tolerance being how you treat people you disagree with -- so the way they treat cigarette smokers (but not marajuana), the military, fast food restaurants, those that disagree with them on any topic by calling everyone racist, sexist, homophobes, that's how much tolerance they have. The collectivist credo: demand conformity, bitch when you don't get it, henpeck anyone who disagrees, then blame the other side for not being tolerant enough of your ideas (if they complain), while being completely intolerance to theirs. Cuba, Venezuela, the Bay Area? The differences are just in the degree.

California Memes

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One party rule is bad. Worse if it's the authoritarian left. California is on its way to becoming Destroit on the West Coast.

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File:2AinCali.jpg How 2A supporters feel in California.

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File:CaliOnFireFlag.jpg California on Fire Flag!

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File:CaliWildlifeImmigration.jpeg Sanctuary for Wildlife in Yosemite. Sanctuary for wilder life in SF (and the whole state).

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File:California-fire2.jpg California burned down... it's a metaphor.

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File:CaliforniaExplained.jpg California: Rich Beach Community or meth.

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File:CaliforniaPickupLineElectricity.jpg Can't miss pickup line in California: Hey babe! I've got electricity!

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File:CaliforniaPower.jpg Welcome to California: where we mandate electric cars, then turn off the power.

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File:CaliforniaPower2.jpg California and North Korea: the power goes off on both.

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File:CaliforniaPowerFlag.jpg California Flag (after they sued PG&E into turning off the power whenever the wind kicks in).

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File:CaliforniaRedInk.jpg California Flag: Bear drowning in red ink...

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File:CaliforniaRepublic1.jpg California: I want my Freakin State Back!

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File:CaliforniaRepublic4.jpg The honest California Flag.

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File:CaliforniaRepublicWGuns.jpg Why California needs gun control!

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File:CaliforniaStateBird.jpg California State Bird: A fire tanker plane.

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File:CaliforniaWindy.jpg California: generates power with the wind, but shuts off the power when it's windy.

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File:Commifornia.png People's Republic of California.

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Consensus is the road to bliss. Democrats are often in a state of perpetual ecstasy.

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File:Degenderize Berkeley.jpg California Bans Manwich for Not Being Gender-Neutral.

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File:DoubleFelony.jpg Standard Capacity Magazine loaded with straws: A double felony in California.

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File:LaLaCalifornia.jpg La la la! People in California can't hear you!

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File:Lib-CalNo.jpg California flag adding what you can't do. We're going to need a bigger flag!

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File:LiberalTearsInCalifornia.jpg Liberal tears end drought in California. Every year that a conservative wins the Oval Office.

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File:Maamhole.png ITS MA'AMHOLE.

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File:SanctuaryState2.jpg Statue of Open Borders!

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Some people claim that California is "leading the nation". On some issues they try -- but sometimes I don't want to follow.

Others claim that California is more "Liberal". I find it ironic that the nation finds California "liberal", when about some things California the biggest bunch of politically-correct, intollerant, goose stepping brown shirts I've ever met. Liberal means tolerant towards those you disagree with, and no state is less tolerant of others views than California. Of course, not all laws in California are bad -- and niether is all of California. Californians are tollerant of a lot of things. But I think that when people think of California as the left-coast, or as Liberal, they might want to think about what that means, because I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean what they think it does.