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: Anti-Science Straw Bans are the epitome of California's intolerance towards right-thinking humans.
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Of the continents that cause Plastic Pollution in the Oceans, North America, is behind all but Australia. California is not a significant contributor to pollution, and straws are not a significant amount of plastic pollution in the first place.
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| I bought a box of straws, and dumped them into the flood drain in San Jose, in hopes that they'd wash up next to one of these eco-terrorists and cause them to flip their lid. I don't generally pollute. But you get in my face, and "Fuck You" is the response. I'll single-handedly offset any benefit you were trying to bully others into. |
So what does banning plastic straws do?
- It does nothing for the problem is plastic pollution in the oceans: which is actually not a significant problem in the first place
- It annoys the vast majority; law-abiding people who throw their straws away
- It teaches contempt for the law because anyone with a clue knows it's bullying them for no reason.
Think about it. If you get people to ignore the symbolic law, because they realize how retarded it is, and the legislators who passed it? That's contempt for the law. If you enforce the laws, and piss people off, you teach them contempt for the law.
Pick your battles[edit | edit source]
Here's how leftist Californians think:
- Illegal aliens that increase crime, stress our social services and other systems, and create a two tear system with legal and sub-legal folks? We should incentivize them by giving them driver's licenses, and preventing enforcement of the law. That way we can magnify the problem, and use the problem to get votes.
- Homelessness which brings disease, crime, violence, fecal matter on the streets, and so on? California will reward them with all sorts of subsidies and aid in ways that will reward the behavior. (They will not filter out the substance abusers or mentally ill and try to make the problem better).
- The second amendment and legal gun owners? California should ignore the Constitution and harass them and fine and imprison them for silly cosmetic features.
- Using straws? We should try to go back to pre-1888 (when they were invented, or at least first patented). Because doing so would make no difference on pollution, plastic pollution, and would annoy people. That’s the point where we should fine and criminalize people.
Are you getting the point about how stupid California legislators are?
If straws were 100 times bigger problem in the U.S. than they actually are, it would still round to 0 and statistically irrelevant. So virtue signaling is not only distracting from bigger problems, it teaches contempt for the law.
🖼️ Memes
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| File:80PercentStraw.jpg |
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| File:80PercentStraw.jpg 80% Straws coming to California.
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| File:BendyStraws.jpg |
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| File:BendyStraws.jpg They cannot take our freedom, but not our Bendy Straws! (Braveheart)
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| File:BorderWallStraws.jpg |
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| File:BorderWallStraws.jpg Democrats approve border wall after shocking photo of Mexican smuggling straws into California.
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| File:CCWStraw.jpg |
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| File:CCWStraw.jpg Concealed Carry in California (hidden straws).
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| File:DeLeonStraw.jpg |
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| File:DeLeonStraw.jpg California Senator Kevin "Ghost Gun" De Leon, discussing his next ban (assault straws).
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| File:DoubleFelony.jpg |
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| File:DoubleFelony.jpg Standard Capacity Magazine loaded with straws: A double felony in California.
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| File:GadsenStraw.jpg |
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| File:GadsenStraw.jpg Come and take it (Plastic Straw Style).
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| File:GhostStraws.jpg |
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| File:GhostStraws.jpg California man uses a 3D printer to manufacture Ghost Straws.
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| File:GraspingAtStraws.png |
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| File:GraspingAtStraws.png The left is grasping at straws to control us.
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| File:HesGotASTRAW.png |
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| File:HesGotASTRAW.png HE'S GOT A STRAW!
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| File:JuiceBoxTerrorist.jpg |
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| File:JuiceBoxTerrorist.jpg Plastic Straw: I need it for my juice box (little girl running from a cop).
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| File:LuckyPunkStraws.jpg |
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| File:LuckyPunkStraws.jpg Clint Eastwood: Do you feel thirst, PUNK?
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| File:NewStrawCalifornia.jpg |
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| File:NewStrawCalifornia.jpg New California "Strawless" cup... a baby's bottle.
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| File:SanctuaryStraws2.jpg |
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| File:SanctuaryStraws2.jpg Hey California, what if an illegal alien uses a straw in a sanctuary city?
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| File:SemiAutoStrawDispenser.jpg |
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| File:SemiAutoStrawDispenser.jpg Semi-automatic assault straw dispenser.
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| File:StrawArrest.jpg |
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| File:StrawArrest.jpg Q: Drugs? A: Plastic Straw |
| File:StrawFlag.jpg |
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| File:StrawFlag.jpg Don't sip on me.
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| File:StrawFreeZone.jpg |
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| File:StrawFreeZone.jpg California: Straw free zone near schools.
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| File:StrawIrony.jpg |
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| File:StrawIrony.jpg Straw Irony: no plastic straw sign above trays of plastic cutlery.
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| File:StrawRegulations.jpg |
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| File:StrawRegulations.jpg Stat of California classifications: (1) Ghost Straw (2) Pistol grip straw (3) Low profile straw (4) High Capacity straw (5) Armor piercing straw
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| File:StrawTrigger.jpg |
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| File:StrawTrigger.jpg How to trigger a Californian. (Bend plastic straws into an assault rifle)
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| File:StrawTypes.jpg |
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| File:StrawTypes.jpg Straws: standard capacity, assault style, high capacity, California compliant.
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| File:Straws.jpg |
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| File:Straws.jpg Straws (Jaws poster).
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| File:StrawsAssaultRifle.jpg |
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| File:StrawsAssaultRifle.jpg Now that we've banned plastic straws, I guess I'll just have to drink my frappacino through this assault rifle.
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| File:StrawsAtBBQ.jpg |
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| File:StrawsAtBBQ.jpg "911? The neighbor are using straws at their BBQ"
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| File:TheLastStraw.jpg |
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| File:TheLastStraw.jpg Cat: this is the last straw!
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| File:ThugslifeStraw.jpg |
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| File:ThugslifeStraw.jpg I didn't choose the thugs life, the thug life chose me. (Kid with crazy straw).
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| File:USAStraw2.png |
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| File:USAStraw2.png Super illegal AR-15 modification in California: adding a sippy straw.
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| File:USATodayStraws.jpg |
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| File:USATodayStraws.jpg Possible AR-15 modifications: Straw Bayonet.
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| File:UndercoverStraw.jpg |
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| File:UndercoverStraw.jpg Undercover straw: it looks like a hypodermic needle (which California distributes for free).
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| File:WannaBuySomeStraws.jpg |
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| File:WannaBuySomeStraws.jpg "Hey kid, you wanna buy some straws? I got bendy ones with stripes" (Drug deal).
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🔗 External Links
- Babylon Bee response that one Restaurant declared itself a sanctuary for threatened plastic straws. It sort of sums up the absurdity of Californians' duplicitous double standards. "We ignore laws we don't like and make ones that others don't like".
- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4970214/95-plastic-oceans-comes-just-TEN-rivers.html
- https://www.dailywire.com/news/33611/walsh-walsh-america-responsible-almost-none-matt-walsh
- https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/08/that-san-francisco-straw-ordinance-also-bans-plastic-cocktail-sticks/
- Greg Gutfeld video rant : https://www.facebook.com/FoxNewsVoices/videos/1111430632338824/
- https://fee.org/articles/debunking-the-plastic-straw-man-arguments/
- Bad Stats: http://reason.com/blog/2018/08/10/bad-stats-are-being-used-to-push-straw-b
- Law: https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180AB1884
- Nunes and the Straw Cops: https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/10/devin-nunes-straw-police/