Canada

ℹ️Canada
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By :	Aristotle Sabouni

1Liner  :  Canada is the polite little Socialist parasite above America, globally irrelevant if not for the U.S. market.

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Summary  :  Canada is a little British Colony without the wisdom (or desire for freedom) to revolt. Canadians are mostly nice, often funny, and they can rule their little Socialist utopia how they see fit. I do like them. But from a freedom-loving American's PoV, it's like a suburb of Seattle, slowly devolving into Shanghai's puppet of the Great White North, eh.

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Canadian Trade

           Main article: Canadian Trade

File:CanadianTarriffs.png Canada had unfair trade practices with the U.S. Trump had enough and said either more open (Free) trade, or reciprocal tariffs (fair Trade). Trudeau tantrum'd because he wanted unfair trade in his advantage (tariffs on American goods/services but none back). Trudeau made a stink behind Trump's back at the G7 summit, but never to the larger man's face: because that's the kind of man Justin is, and Canada is for putting him in power. The FakeNews (NYT, WaPo, Canadian Press) took the anti-American (anti-Trump) position and defended Canada (and tried to start a boycott of American goods), even though Canada was using their preferred trading status to pass through Chinese goods/steel/etc. to get around the U.S. tariffs on China. Trump was able to renegotiate NAFTA and replace it with the less unfair USMCA, which was to America's benefit, and the whole thing went away.

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File:CanadaEmergencyPowers.JPG A VISUAL HISTORY OF THE WAR (EMERGENCY), MEASURES ACT: 1914, 1939, 1970, 2022

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File:CanadianRushmore.jpg Canadian side of Mount Rushmore

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File:Convoy19.jpg I cant. I have Convoy-19.

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File:DisneyAladinTrudeau.jpg Disney Aladdin.. Canadian (Trudeau) Edition.

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File:GoFundMeCanada.jpg I WILL NOT DONATE TO ANYONE USING GO FUND ME NOR WILL USE THEM TO RAISE FUNDS

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File:HonkingOttawa.jpeg What are you in for? A: I honked in Ottawa.

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File:KillSwitchesCanada.jpg They want kill switches in every vehicle by 2025... now you know why.

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File:MakeTrudeauDramaTeacher.jpg MAKE TRUDEAU A DRAMA TEACHER AGAIN! (MAGA Hat)

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File:NoManDates.jpeg No Man-Dates sign!.... you go, Lesbian truckers!

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File:OttawaHonking.jpg OTTAWA JUDGE MAKES HONKING IN DOWNTOWN OTTAWA ILLEGAL! UPDATE CANADIAN GEESE ARE EXEMPTED FROM THE LAW DUE TO ENFORCEMENT DIFFICULTIES!

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File:PerfectIdiotTrudeau.JPG The perfect idiot doesn't exist... (Trudeau)

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File:RacistCanadian.JPG I want to keep undesirables from south of the border, out of my country. Q: Are all Americans as racist as you? A: I'm Canadian.

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File:TruckersComing.jpg Truduea: I'd like a wake up call. Operator: The truckers are coming!

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File:TrudeauATM.jpg You do not have access to these funds. PM Trudeau owns them now.

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File:TrudeauBlack.jpeg Trudeau Claims Truckers Only Hate Him Because He's Black!

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File:TrudeauDictator.PNG BRO YOU SEEING THIS? AND THEY CALL US DICTATORS? BRRROOO!

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File:TrudeauDisguise.jpeg They're never gonna be able to find him... He's a master of disguise.

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File:TrudeauDuel.jpeg Duel! (Trudeau)

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File:TrudeauFlag.jpg Canada's Trudeau Flag.

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File:TrudeauHide.jpeg Daddy, what did you do during the great Freedom Convoy 2022? I faked COVID and ran away to an undisclosed location.

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File:TrudeauHideSeek.jpeg HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION : JANUARY 2022

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File:TrudeauShadow.jpg Truduea's shadow...

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File:TrudeauThunberg.JPG The most annoying little bitch on earth meets with Greta Thunberg.

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File:TrudeauTrucks.png How many trucks can Trudeau tow if the tow trucks won't tow trucks?

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File:TrudeauUkraine.jpeg Trudeau takes hardline approach against Russia, warns Putin not to invade Ukraine unless soldiers can show vaccine passport at the border.

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File:TrudeausManyLooks.jpg The most prolific Canadian actor of all: Justin Trudeau in all his cultural misappropriations. (Embarrassing Canada, one gaffe at a time).

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File:TrudueSafeSpace.jpeg Justin Trudeau will emerge out of his safe space on Feb. 2. If he sees the shadow of a truck, he'll go back in for another six weeks.

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File:WheresTrudeau.jpeg BREAKING: Ottawa Police Chief asks citizens to please stop calling 911 to ask where Justin Trudeau is

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🔗 External Links

• Wikipedia:Canada
• How did Truduea get elected? Canadians like this: https://hotair.com/allahpundit/2020/01/10/the-great-canadian-family-feud-fail-n307896
• Orange Licorice Icecream? I’d try this for the novelty, but it sounds as appealing as caramel-haggis: https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/tiger-tail-ice-cream-canada