Jeffrey Epstein

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ℹ️Jeffrey Epstein
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By :  Aristotle Sabouni
Created :  2019-08-11
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Investment banker, billionaire, friend of the Clinton's, Democrat bundler. Trump kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago for being creepy and went to the police and helped them.

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Investment banker, billionaire, friend of the Clinton's, Democrat bundler. Trump kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago for being creepy and went to the police and helped them. Later Epstein was convicted sex offender (for molesting 36 girls that the FBI found, as young as 14), he plea bargained to avoid the charges of sexual slavery. Epstein owned an island nicknamed pedophile island by those who knew him. Bill Clinton rode on his plane (the Lolita Express) a couple dozen times, about half of them without his witnesses, er. secret service detachment. Epstein was arrested again in July 2019 for sex trafficking, where he died in prison on his second "suicide" attempt (3 weeks after his first) while in a Manhattan prison cell.


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We did not "Suicide" that man, Jeffrey Epstein... Political Cartoon by A.F. Branco

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A warewolf. A wearwolf. A warewolf. And the aware wolf thinking, "Epstein didn't kill himself".

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File:ClintonsMarkedSafe.jpg
Bill and Hillary are marked safe, from Epstein testimony.

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Einstein: Only for Geniuses: Epstein didn't commit suicide (Backards).

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File:EpsteinAndVegas.jpg
Epstein didn't kill himself, but also there were multiple shooters in Vegas...
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File:EpsteinBaghdadi.jpeg
Difference between Epstein and Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi? Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself!

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Epstein's impending suicide is a shock to Bill and I, which is why Bill is leaving the country. (This was made weeks before Epstein killed himself).

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I'd like to buy an 'I' Pat. (One eye'd man trying to solve Epstein didn't kill himself).

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Epstein and Not Epstein cats.

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Epstein and the Clinton's.

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Epstein didn't kill himself, in store endcap (socks).

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Tilt the screen back, close one eye... and it says, "Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

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Epthtein didn't kill himthelf ~ Iron Mike Tyson

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ABC News on tanking Epstein story: didn't meet their standards (despite direct witnesses and lots of evidence). Also ABC on Kavanaugh: ran uncorroborated claims with only witnesses refuting claims.
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Like with a belt or something?

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Epstein's last visitor: Hidalago Clintonio... "he seemed in good spirits"

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They saw we see on clouds what we most want. What do you see baby? I see... "Epstein was murdered to protect the ruling class pedophiles from prosecution"...

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Let's get a jump on this one: Ricky Gervais did not kill himself.

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Very sad to hear of Jeffrey's suicide... oh, shit! That's tomorrow!

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When all your enemies commit suicide? Guess I'm just lucky.

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Hillary w/prison tat tears (for the people's she's offed).

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Who has the highest kills? Freddy, Friday 13th, or Hillary?

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Dear Mr. Kotter, My son did not commit suicide. Signed, Epstein's mother.

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Epstein got a suicide. The FBI agent investigating the Clinton Foundation got a suicide. Everyone problematic for the Clinton's gets a suicide!

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The four ghosts in Pac-Man are all programmed to act differently: Red chases you, Pink tries to position itself in a set way, Blue tries to ambush you, Orange is random, and Epstein didn't kill himself.
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Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Edicius timmoc tndid nietspE yreffeJ.

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That episode where Scoobie investigates the Clinton's.

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Homer J Simpson.... I finally get to see what the J stands for.... and it is... Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself!

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File:SleepingEpstein.jpeg
Who else sleeps like this: (1) bottom arm under pillow (2) bottom leg stretched out (3) top arm supporting face (4) top leg bent over in humping position for comfort (5) Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
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Bush: I killed Saddam Husein - Obama: I killed Bin Laden - Trump: I killed Soleimani - Hillary: I killed Jeffrey Epstein
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Suicide Watch

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You can't protect one guy on suicide watch, and I'm supposed to rely on you to defend my life (without my firearms)?

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File:ThatFaceClintons.jpg
That face you make after you investigate the Clinton's.

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The Man Who Knew Too Much (Poster).

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Video and the Radio Star

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You have mysteriously died of Clintons.


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