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What we eat or drink, how we eat, or who we eat, this mocks them all. Property "Subpages" (as page type) with input value "SMW::off]]Diet, Drink"SMW::on" contains invalid characters or is incomplete and therefore can cause unexpected results during a query or annotation process.</br>[[SMW" contains a listed "[" character as part of the property label and has therefore been classified as invalid.=Diet= ℹ️
If you ate the whole thing (or the hole thing), lets mock it.
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| File:AOCRibbedCondoms.jpg |
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| File:AOCRibbedCondoms.jpg AOC: Ribbed Condoms don't taste like real ribs.
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| File:AndADietCoke.jpg |
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| File:AndADietCoke.jpg "... and a diet coke please.}
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| File:Anorexia.png |
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| File:Anorexia.png Beating Anorexia T-Shirt on a fat guy!
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| File:BabyDamnTacos.png |
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| File:BabyDamnTacos.png Baby: Damn Tacos...
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| File:BaconSeeds2.jpg |
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| File:BaconSeeds2.jpg I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.
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| File:BakedPotatoPoo.jpeg |
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| File:BakedPotatoPoo.jpeg You had one job: don't make my baked potato icon look like a poo emoji with sunglasses.
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| File:BeefOrEggs.jpg |
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| File:BeefOrEggs.jpg My friend said she wouldn't eat Beef Tongue it came from a cows mouth... so I gave her eggs.
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| File:CauliflowerTastes.jpg |
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| File:CauliflowerTastes.jpg Cauliflower taste like someone at a dozen hardboiled eggs, waited an hour, farted into the dirt, then the far lovingly for 2 months until it grew into a fart flower, harvested it on the hottest and ripest day of the year, then boiled it for 13 hours. |
| File:ChainEatingSmoking.jpg |
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| File:ChainEatingSmoking.jpg Sometimes the stress of being a kid would get me to chain-eat a whole pack!
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| File:CookLonger.jpg |
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| File:CookLonger.jpg If people make you sick, cook them longer. (Hannibal Lecter Wisdom)
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| File:Craving5guys.jpg |
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| File:Craving5guys.jpg Jeffrey Dahmer: Craving 5 guys before it was a restaurant.
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| File:IsWineAFruit.png |
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| File:IsWineAFruit.png Does wine count as a serving of fruit?
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| File:McRibDeadbeatDad.jpg |
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| File:McRibDeadbeatDad.jpg The McRib is the dead beat dad of fast food. It comes around once a year and we're all supposed to act excited.
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| File:Peptolupa.jpg |
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| File:Peptolupa.jpg Peptolupa: Taco Bell.
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| File:PineapplePizza.jpg |
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| File:PineapplePizza.jpg An Italian-America is being held down and forced to watch in horror as pineapple is added to a Pizza for the first time ~ 1914 Brooklyn, NY.
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| File:PizzaOnPineapple.jpg |
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| File:PizzaOnPineapple.jpg Pizza on a Pineapple.
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| File:PoohGetsStuck.png |
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| File:PoohGetsStuck.png Pooh gets stuck (needs more fiber).
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| File:SoylentGreenDelicious.jpg |
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| File:SoylentGreenDelicious.jpg Soylent Green: it's not just people... it's delicious.
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| File:StonehengeButter.jpg |
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| File:StonehengeButter.jpg Is that butter? No, it's Stonehenge. I can't believe it's not butter!
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| File:TacoDaddies.jpg |
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| File:TacoDaddies.jpg I was never a woman who wanted or needed a "Sugar Daddy"... but if "Taco Daddy" was a thing, my life might have taken a drastic turn...
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| File:TinkerTacoBells.jpeg |
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| File:TinkerTacoBells.jpeg Tinkerbell... and her cousin Tacobell!
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| File:UnicornMeat.jpg |
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| File:UnicornMeat.jpg Canned Unicorn Meat.
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| File:WhatDidYouEat.png |
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| File:WhatDidYouEat.png What did you eat? (Outhouse melted)
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| File:YouAreWhatYouEat.jpg |
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| File:YouAreWhatYouEat.jpg You are what you eat. Fresh Idiot (Kinki fish)
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Drink
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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| File:BarInShower.jpeg |
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| File:BarInShower.jpeg The doctor told me to put a bar in the shower! So I did.
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| File:BernieFreeDrinks.jpeg |
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| File:BernieFreeDrinks.jpeg Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and yells, "Free drinks for everyone!".... "who is buying?"
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| File:BoatsAndAlcohol.jpg |
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| File:BoatsAndAlcohol.jpg Child: Mom, what's an alcoholic? Mom: See those two boats over there? An alcoholic would see four. Child: but mom, there's only one boat. Mom: Fuck. |
| File:CoffeeCat.jpg |
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| File:CoffeeCat.jpg You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.
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| File:DrunkWivesMatter.jpg |
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| File:DrunkWivesMatter.jpg Drunk wives matter!
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| File:DunkingCookies.jpg |
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| File:DunkingCookies.jpg When I dunk my cookies I think of you... and I hold them under until the bubbles stop.
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| File:IsWineAFruit.png |
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| File:IsWineAFruit.png Does wine count as a serving of fruit?
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| File:JD-Listerine.JPG |
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| File:JD-Listerine.JPG Jack Daniel's Listerine? I'd have to retrain my muscle memory to not reflexively swallow.
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| File:JackSalad.jpeg |
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| File:JackSalad.jpeg When life is hard, but you're trying to eat healthy.
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| File:KissForWhiskey.jpg |
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| File:KissForWhiskey.jpg Me: thanks for all you do for me *leans in for a kiss*. Liquor Store Clerk: can you just pay for the whiskey?!
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| File:ManRape.jpg |
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| File:ManRape.jpg What if rape rules applied the other way? Did you bring a man home a drunk man and take advantage of him?
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| File:MargaritaThinkingAboutme.jpg |
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| File:MargaritaThinkingAboutme.jpg I wonder if there's a margarita out there somewhere, thinking about me too?
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| File:MtnDew.jpg |
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| File:MtnDew.jpg Mountain Dew: the sports drink for gamers! And coders.
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| File:OutOfCoffeeTequila.png |
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| File:OutOfCoffeeTequila.png Ran out of coffee, substituted tequila. Everyone is so pretty today.
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| File:SoberDriversGunControl.jpg |
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| File:SoberDriversGunControl.jpg Let's reduce drunk driving by taking away cars from Sober drivers! (The root idea of gun-control)
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| File:TacoBell.jpg |
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| File:TacoBell.jpg Taco Bell: also open when you're sober!
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| File:TomatoWisdom.jpg |
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| File:TomatoWisdom.jpg Knowledge is know a tomato is a fruit Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad |
| File:WaffleHouse.jpg |
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| File:WaffleHouse.jpg Waffle House: because it's 2am and you're drunk!
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| File:WaterBeers.jpg |
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| File:WaterBeers.jpg Funny how it seems impossible to drink 8 cups of water a day, but 8 beers and 7 shots in 2 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
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