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Memes/Racy/Brain Bleach

Things you just can't unsee... don't say I didn't want you...

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File:BadGnomes.jpg
File:BadGnomes.jpg
When lawn gnomes go bad.

File:BadTeacher.jpg
File:BadTeacher.jpg
Teacher not thinking thru the photo op at Dairy Land.

File:BadToons.jpg
File:BadToons.jpg
What your favorite cartoon characters do off-camera.

File:Racy-Miley.gif
File:Racy-Miley.gif
Miley Cyrus -- for when Helen Thomas wasn't enough.

File:Racy-MissSanFran.jpg
File:Racy-MissSanFran.jpg
"Miss" San Francisco.

File:Racy-moist.jpg
File:Racy-moist.jpg
Helen Thomas: moister than an oyster. The cure for an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

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Memes/Racy/Dirty Wisdom

Just because it's perverted doesn't mean it's wrong.

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File:SexDollFreeAir.jpeg
File:SexDollFreeAir.jpeg
If you ever feel like a scumbag, don't! This guy is inflating his sex doll at a free air pump.

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Memes/Racy/Parts

Genitalia memes...

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File:3Openings.JPG
File:3Openings.JPG
I have 3 openings. (I know). [How to not get hired]

File:BoysAndGirlDifferences.jpg
File:BoysAndGirlDifferences.jpg
Things you can only do with boys: baby pictures. Look at my little boy bathing in the tub and his cute little wee-wee! Oh! Hee hee hee! Look at my little girl bathing in the tub and her cute little vagina! WHAT THE FUCK!
File:CockAndBalls.jpg
File:CockAndBalls.jpg
Just a picture of my cock and balls.

File:DickGunSmoke.png
File:DickGunSmoke.png
Dick smoke out of a cannon.

File:MyGinormousPenis.jpg
File:MyGinormousPenis.jpg
Finally! A bathroom for my ginormous penis!

File:NoIdeaBalloons.jpg
File:NoIdeaBalloons.jpg
She has no idea. (Teacher holding balloons inappropriately).

File:NotAllowedUrgentCare.jpeg
File:NotAllowedUrgentCare.jpeg
Why I'm not allowed back to Urgent Care!

File:Racy-Request.gif
File:Racy-Request.gif
Men make the strangest requests. (Beaver shaving).

File:SexResemblance.jpg
File:SexResemblance.jpg
I don't see the resemblance. Me either. Cat and beaver up-skirting.

File:SummerWinter.jpg
File:SummerWinter.jpg
Summer and winter me in the produce department.

File:TeenieBikini.jpg
File:TeenieBikini.jpg
4 girls in Teenie Bikinis... (2 of them ate theirs).

File:TeenieBikiniJapan.jpg
File:TeenieBikiniJapan.jpg
Teenie Bikini goes to Japan

File:ThatsAnOutfit.jpg
File:ThatsAnOutfit.jpg
Now that's an outfit!

File:VaginaMade.jpg
File:VaginaMade.jpg
How vaginas were made: Axe balancer fails.

File:WomenEvolution.jpg
File:WomenEvolution.jpg
Evolution of Women.

File:YoloPenisTat.jpg
File:YoloPenisTat.jpg
YOLO (You Only Live Once) spelled out in ejaculating penis's? With hairy balls?

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Memes/Racy/Poorly Named

I don't think that means what you think it means...

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File:BackIn02.jpg
File:BackIn02.jpg
My girlfriend asked when I last had sex with someone that wasn't her. I replied, "back in '02".... sounds much better than "February".

File:BatCave.jpg
File:BatCave.jpg
Bat cave? Shhh... it's supposed to be a secret.

File:BestHandJob.jpg
File:BestHandJob.jpg
I wanted a car wash, but what the hell. (Best Hand Job).

File:ClimaxHighPoint.jpg
File:ClimaxHighPoint.jpg
Climax High Point? I think I'll just hang here for a while.

File:DieselFriedChicken.jpg
File:DieselFriedChicken.jpg
Diesel fried chicken. Has a bit of an aftertaste...

File:DonnerCampground.jpg
File:DonnerCampground.jpg
A picnic at Donner pass? What's on the menu?

File:ForkliftDriver.jpg
File:ForkliftDriver.jpg
Apparently being a forklift operator at a boatyard is fun as fuck!

File:JackKingOff.jpg
File:JackKingOff.jpg
Plans for the weekend. (Jack. King. Off.)

File:KeepRight.jpg
File:KeepRight.jpg
Keep right?

File:LiquidPantyRemover.jpg
File:LiquidPantyRemover.jpg
Liquid Panty Remover? I'm getting me some of that.

File:MyGinormousPenis.jpg
File:MyGinormousPenis.jpg
Finally! A bathroom for my ginormous penis!

File:NoHumping.jpg
File:NoHumping.jpg
Do not hump under any circumstance? Yeah, like I'm going to pay attention to a sign.

File:PenceTimeOnKnees.jpg
File:PenceTimeOnKnees.jpg
Pence, "You should spend more time on your knees"... I knew what he meant, but still...

File:Racy-Cleaners.jpg
File:Racy-Cleaners.jpg
Dick Cleaners... and wash behind your ears.

File:Racy-FuKing.jpg
File:Racy-FuKing.jpg
Fu King Cleaners. Kerning matters

File:Racy-PORK.jpg
File:Racy-PORK.jpg
Pork. The one you love. Punctuation Matters!

File:SonsAreDicks.jpg
File:SonsAreDicks.jpg
That proud moment when you find out your son is as much of a dick as you are!

File:SwallowWhore.jpg
File:SwallowWhore.jpg
My Pharmacist doesn't like me? Swallow whore!

File:Transformers.jpg
Transformers.jpg
The storm has blown several transformers. Optimus Prime approves.

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Memes/Racy/Sex

Intercourse memes...

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File:AnalEggHunt.jpg
File:AnalEggHunt.jpg
Anal Egg hunt at the local church: free family event! (It's anal because it's missing U).

File:LadybugsSex.jpg
File:LadybugsSex.jpg
Male ladubugs can mate with a dead female for four hours before they realize something is not quite right... (I quipped, this applies to more than just ladybugs).

File:MomShouldveSwallowed.jpg
File:MomShouldveSwallowed.jpg
Your mother should have swallowed.

File:MouthToWhat.jpg
File:MouthToWhat.jpg
I'm no doctor, but if anyone is going to save him, I think it's the girl on the right.

File:NowWhat.jpg
File:NowWhat.jpg
At this point, Barbie realized that Ken was a Progressive Democrat.

File:ShaqAndWife.JPG
File:ShaqAndWife.JPG
Shaq and wife. Hey, I don't judge: but that is like the Chihuahua-Great Dane mix... it takes one ambitious little chihuahua.

File:TakeThoseOff.jpg
File:TakeThoseOff.jpg
She said "take off my shirt", so I took off her shirt. She said "take off my skirt", so I did. She said "take off my shoes", so I did. She said "take off my bra and panties".... Then she said "never let me catch you wearing my things, ever again".
File:ThaiGF.jpg
File:ThaiGF.jpg
Is my Thai girlfriend really a guy? Something inside me says yes.

File:TryShithole.jpg
File:TryShithole.jpg
I told him I wanted to try it in the shithole. He booked two tickets to Haiti.

File:VeganCum.jpg
File:VeganCum.jpg
You're not vegan if you swallow.