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Jesus saves... coupons and souls. I believe God has a sense of humor, and understands intent.
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| File:DriveByBaptism.jpg Drive by baptism! Saving sinners, one puddle at a time.
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| File:Fb-Asshole.jpg |
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| File:Fb-Asshole.jpg Only God can judge me! OK, you're an asshole!
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| File:Fb-JesusFacepalm.jpg |
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| File:Fb-JesusFacepalm.jpg Jesus facepalm. Time to flood the earth, again!
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| File:JesusEaster.jpg Wife: What are your plans for Easter? Man: Same as Jesus... I'll disappear on Friday, return on Monday. Wife: Then I'll be Mary... show up pregnant and untouched by my husband. |
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| File:MosesRecalculating.jpeg Chosen people to Moses while wandering the desert: "Recalculating. Recalculating. Recalculating." Moses, "Knock it off!" |
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| File:PenceTimeOnKnees.jpg Pence, "You should spend more time on your knees"... I knew what he meant, but still...
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| File:ReligionMeme3.JPG Sells you the idea of Heaven. Drives around in a custom armored vehicle to avoid it as long as possible.
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