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: A long history of dumb, and they should have been renamed USSA Today (United Socialist States of America).
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Double down on stupidity
To show that this wasn't a one time mistake, they ran a fallacy ridden article, the next day, on how this is a special class of weapon that does ultimate damage to the human body, showing they know absolutely nothing about guns, ballistics, or the human body.
Examples[edit | edit source]
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| 2017.05.25 NATO |
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| Trump criticized European Countries for doding their responsibilities to NATO, they startled slacking on their obligations slightly less, and came up with more money. The Press, Left and EU blamed Trump for hurting NATO by pointing out their failures and demanding they do better, white NATO confesses they got $100B and stronger because of it. |
| 2019.03.22 Mueller Report |
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| The Mueller Report showed that there was no hint at collusion by Trump or his team, it was a Hillary funded hoax, that was used to obstruct Trump and undermine our Democracy, start illegal investigations and wiretapping, distract from helping America and our interests, and keep the media occupied repeating criminal disinformation. |
Memes[edit | edit source]
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| File:ChainsawBayonet.png |
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| File:ChainsawBayonet.png Ahhh USA Today ran a serious piece on accessories for the AR-15, and included the dreaded chainsaw bayonet (out of a Zombie video game). |
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| File:USAStraw2.png Super illegal AR-15 modification in California: adding a sippy straw.
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| File:USATodayStraws.jpg |
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| File:USATodayStraws.jpg Possible AR-15 modifications: Straw Bayonet.
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🔗 More[edit source]
🔗 External Links
- USA Today goes full retard
- They get mocked:
- https://twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/928373266942779393?s=17 #ChainsawBayonet
- https://hotair.com/archives/2017/11/08/usa-today-know-can-add-chainsaw-bayonet-ar-15/