Memes/Humor/Dark

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Memes/Humor/Dark

Dark humor helps people remember their temporary nature, and hopefully to love, laugh, accept, and move on (to things they have more control of).

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File:BunnyFootForLuck.jpg
File:BunnyFootForLuck.jpg
Bunny: dragging a human foot, "For luck".

File:CookLonger.jpg
File:CookLonger.jpg
If people make you sick, cook them longer. (Hannibal Lecter Wisdom)

File:Craving5guys.jpg
File:Craving5guys.jpg
Jeffrey Dahmer: Craving 5 guys before it was a restaurant.

File:DarkHumor.png
File:DarkHumor.png
Stalin: Dark Humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

File:DeathHalloween.jpg
File:DeathHalloween.jpg
Guy dressed as death: Are you on your way to a Halloween party, too? Death: Um... actually, neither of us are.

File:DunkingCookies.jpg
File:DunkingCookies.jpg
When I dunk my cookies I think of you... and I hold them under until the bubbles stop.

File:HalfAsianGirl.jpg
File:HalfAsianGirl.jpg
I'm dating a half asian girl. Her Mom is Korean and her Dad is Korean... but her legs were torn off in a car accident.

File:HellenKellerFlashGrenade.jpg
File:HellenKellerFlashGrenade.jpg
On the plus side, I'm immune to flash-bang grenades ~ Hellen Keller

File:HueManatee.jpg
File:HueManatee.jpg
Oh the Hue Manatee!

File:MachinesRise.jpg
File:MachinesRise.jpg
When the machines rise up against humans, just pray to God that you're nowhere near a dildo factory.

File:MeltAHorse.jpg
File:MeltAHorse.jpg
The Invention of Glue: "I bet if we melt a horse, we could stick stuff to other stuff". Reply: "Dude... is everything okay at home?"

File:ParallelKillers.jpg
File:ParallelKillers.jpg
Serial Killers vs Parallel Killers (wiring diagram)

File:Seasonal-Mouse.jpg
File:Seasonal-Mouse.jpg
Not a creature was stirring... because I ate him.

File:SoylentGreenDelicious.jpg
File:SoylentGreenDelicious.jpg
Soylent Green: it's not just people... it's delicious.

File:TheCowJumpedOverMoon.jpg
File:TheCowJumpedOverMoon.jpg
The Cow that jumped over the moon, failed to account for re-entry...

File:TypesOfSkulls.jpg
File:TypesOfSkulls.jpg
Man, Woman, Gay, Straight, Black, White, Young, Old, Rich, Poor... and people that didn't get decapitated. All skulls look alike (and all people die).

File:VegetarianMurder.png
File:VegetarianMurder.png
Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.

File:Violence.jpeg
File:Violence.jpeg
Nothing is solved with violence. Now let's start our lesson on the civil war.

File:WhitneyHoustonUnderwater.jpg
File:WhitneyHoustonUnderwater.jpg
Which Houston lasted longer underwater? Whitney or the city?