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Memes/Humor/Dark

Dark humor helps people remember their temporary nature, and hopefully to love, laugh, accept, and move on (to things they have more control of).

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File:BunnyFootForLuck.jpg
File:BunnyFootForLuck.jpg
Bunny: dragging a human foot, "For luck".

File:CookLonger.jpg
File:CookLonger.jpg
If people make you sick, cook them longer. (Hannibal Lecter Wisdom)

File:Craving5guys.jpg
File:Craving5guys.jpg
Jeffrey Dahmer: Craving 5 guys before it was a restaurant.

File:DarkHumor.png
File:DarkHumor.png
Stalin: Dark Humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

File:DeathHalloween.jpg
File:DeathHalloween.jpg
Guy dressed as death: Are you on your way to a Halloween party, too? Death: Um... actually, neither of us are.

File:DunkingCookies.jpg
File:DunkingCookies.jpg
When I dunk my cookies I think of you... and I hold them under until the bubbles stop.

File:HalfAsianGirl.jpg
File:HalfAsianGirl.jpg
I'm dating a half asian girl. Her Mom is Korean and her Dad is Korean... but her legs were torn off in a car accident.

File:HellenKellerFlashGrenade.jpg
File:HellenKellerFlashGrenade.jpg
On the plus side, I'm immune to flash-bang grenades ~ Hellen Keller

File:HueManatee.jpg
File:HueManatee.jpg
Oh the Hue Manatee!

File:MachinesRise.jpg
File:MachinesRise.jpg
When the machines rise up against humans, just pray to God that you're nowhere near a dildo factory.

File:MeltAHorse.jpg
File:MeltAHorse.jpg
The Invention of Glue: "I bet if we melt a horse, we could stick stuff to other stuff". Reply: "Dude... is everything okay at home?"

File:ParallelKillers.jpg
File:ParallelKillers.jpg
Serial Killers vs Parallel Killers (wiring diagram)

File:Seasonal-Mouse.jpg
File:Seasonal-Mouse.jpg
Not a creature was stirring... because I ate him.

File:SoylentGreenDelicious.jpg
File:SoylentGreenDelicious.jpg
Soylent Green: it's not just people... it's delicious.

File:TheCowJumpedOverMoon.jpg
File:TheCowJumpedOverMoon.jpg
The Cow that jumped over the moon, failed to account for re-entry...

File:TypesOfSkulls.jpg
File:TypesOfSkulls.jpg
Man, Woman, Gay, Straight, Black, White, Young, Old, Rich, Poor... and people that didn't get decapitated. All skulls look alike (and all people die).

File:VegetarianMurder.png
File:VegetarianMurder.png
Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.

File:Violence.jpeg
File:Violence.jpeg
Nothing is solved with violence. Now let's start our lesson on the civil war.

File:WhitneyHoustonUnderwater.jpg
File:WhitneyHoustonUnderwater.jpg
Which Houston lasted longer underwater? Whitney or the city?

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Memes/Humor/Funny

It's funny and you know it, clap your hands...

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File:69Farts.jpeg
File:69Farts.jpeg
Mary's trying to show Paddy what 69 is, but as she squats over him she farts. And tries again, and farts again. Paddy storms out, "I'm not hanging around for 67 more of those".

File:BackupSensor.jpeg
File:BackupSensor.jpeg
The world's earliest back-up Sensor was discovered by a Japanese farmer named Kawasaki. His invention emits a high-pitch squeal just before the vehicle itself backs into something.

File:BoysAndGirlDifferences.jpg
File:BoysAndGirlDifferences.jpg
Things you can only do with boys: baby pictures. Look at my little boy bathing in the tub and his cute little wee-wee! Oh! Hee hee hee! Look at my little girl bathing in the tub and her cute little vagina! WHAT THE FUCK!
File:ChainEatingSmoking.jpg
File:ChainEatingSmoking.jpg
Sometimes the stress of being a kid would get me to chain-eat a whole pack!

File:ChickenEgg.jpg
File:ChickenEgg.jpg
Chicken or egg: who came first?

File:Dickface.jpg
File:Dickface.jpg
Q:What's your cat's name? A: Dickface.

Q:Why? A: No reason.

File:GotTheSpider.jpg
File:GotTheSpider.jpg
I got the spider!

File:GreatWall.jpg
GreatWall.jpg
Great Wall of China: Why not go around?

File:KemitNude.jpg
File:KemitNude.jpg
Kemit the Frog: Celebrity Nude!

File:MissippiLiteracy.JPG
File:MissippiLiteracy.JPG
Missippi's Literacy Shows Improvement! The AP? Not so much.

File:NatureAbhors.jpg
File:NatureAbhors.jpg
I left my front door open and my roomba got out and I can't find it. What are the consequences? It has no natural predators. It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum.
File:RickrollingBottle.jpg
File:RickrollingBottle.jpg
Rickrolling message in a bottle.

File:Sobriety.jpg
File:Sobriety.jpg
Me: It's not about how many times you fall, it's how many times you get up.
Cop: That's not how sobriety tests work!
File:TRex.jpeg
File:TRex.jpeg
T-Rex: before the selfie-stick.

File:TheCowJumpedOverMoon.jpg
File:TheCowJumpedOverMoon.jpg
The Cow that jumped over the moon, failed to account for re-entry...

File:Turducken.jpg
Turducken.jpg
Their curiosity sated, the three decided to never discuss making a turducken again.

File:WalkieTalkieMeme.jpg
File:WalkieTalkieMeme.jpg
Walkie Talkies

File:ZombieNecrophiliac.png
File:ZombieNecrophiliac.png
Zombie vs. Necrophiliac: who chases who?

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Memes/Humor/Geek

My wife says if people don't laugh, it isn't funny. Therefor, since I laugh, it must be funny. Geeks have their own special lingo, and humor.

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File:Darthvagrant.jpg
File:Darthvagrant.jpg
Darth Vagrant.

File:GatesCounting.jpg
File:GatesCounting.jpg
Bill Gates on counting.

File:Jedi.jpg
Jedi.jpg
Run and hide: the Jedi schtick.

File:LorealChewie.jpg
File:LorealChewie.jpg
Loreal Chewbacca (Chewie)... because he's worth it.

File:SmartPhone.jpg
SmartPhone.jpg
The original Smart phone.

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Memes/Humor/Sarcasm

Snark, sarcasm and jaded cynicism are a key part in emotional development, thus making that funny, is the highest form of humor

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File:CatchingSnowflakes.jpg
File:CatchingSnowflakes.jpg
Catching snowflakes: are you thinking what I'm thinking?

File:HemorrhoidAssholes.jpg
File:HemorrhoidAssholes.jpg
I'm not an asshole, I'm a hemorrhoid... they irritate assholes.

File:Ikea.png
File:Ikea.png
Ikea job interview.

File:MondayLisa.jpg
File:MondayLisa.jpg
Monday Lisa.

File:RobbingLowes.jpeg
File:RobbingLowes.jpeg
How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob, if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?

File:SarcasmWasASport.jpg
File:SarcasmWasASport.jpg
If Sarcasm was a sport, by arms would be covered in medals!

File:SentanceAppeal.JPG
File:SentanceAppeal.JPG
My teacher asked what comes after a sentence. I told her, "an appeal".

File:SnarkySarcasmScore.jpg
File:SnarkySarcasmScore.jpg
If I could turn snarky-sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.

File:StalinCleanedFriendslist.jpg
File:StalinCleanedFriendslist.jpg
Stalin cleaned his friends list before it was cool

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Memes/Humor/Satire


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File:DeltaFauci1.jpeg
File:DeltaFauci1.jpeg
To defeat the Delta Varaint, we'll try all the things that didn't work the first time

File:IsraelBoycottBee.jpg
File:IsraelBoycottBee.jpg
Women Who Don't Believe Israel Has Right To Exist Not Sure Why They Got Banned From Israel ~ [Baylon Bee] (Satire... barely).

File:NapoleonBathroom.jpg
File:NapoleonBathroom.jpg
California law requires separate bathrooms for people who think they are Napoleon Bonaparte. (Satire?)

File:PriceIsFree.jpg
File:PriceIsFree.jpg
This wasn't a meme, but it might as well have been. It was a popular Babylon Bee article that summed her (and Bernie) up.

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Memes/Humor/Signs

Funny signage. (Funny because it was true)).

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File:BaconSeeds2.jpg
File:BaconSeeds2.jpg
I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.

File:CarRunning.jpg
File:CarRunning.jpg
If your car is running, I'm voting for it! (Better than the alternatives).

File:FrogParking.jpg
File:FrogParking.jpg
Frog parking only, all others will be toad!

File:HokeyPokeyClinic.jpg
File:HokeyPokeyClinic.jpg
I checked into the hokey pokey clinic, and I turned myself around. (That's what it's all about).

File:ListeningOrNOt.jpg
File:ListeningOrNOt.jpg
My wife said I never listen to her... or something like that.

File:MattressSales.jpg
File:MattressSales.jpg
Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale?

File:MemesSignsRefuse.jpg
File:MemesSignsRefuse.jpg
Refuse to be stored in black plastic sacks...

File:ScaredHalfTwice.jpg
File:ScaredHalfTwice.jpg
What happens if you're scared half to death, twice?

File:StepLadderVRealLadder.jpg
File:StepLadderVRealLadder.jpg
This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder.

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Memes/Humor/Tattoo

Some mistakes don't wash off. (My wife and I each got a small tat).

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File:2004.Tats.png
File:2004.Tats.png
My wife and my Tattoos.

File:AlabamaTat.jpg
File:AlabamaTat.jpg
I don't know what it is... but I think the people from Alabama might.

File:BadDecisionTattoo.jpg
File:BadDecisionTattoo.jpg
Don't let the past make you're dicisions, four today

File:BadKanjiTats.jpeg
File:BadKanjiTats.jpeg
Bad Kanji Tattoos.

File:BoyfriendTattoo.jpg
File:BoyfriendTattoo.jpg
Girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend after one week... and it ends how you'd expect. He immediately broke up with her, and wanted to get as far from crazy as fast as he could.

File:ChineseTattooEnglish.jpg
File:ChineseTattooEnglish.jpg
What if Chinese people tattooed lame English words on themselves... "Water"

File:Dad'sAingel.jpg
File:Dad'sAingel.jpg
dad's aingel (spelling isn't her strong suit)

File:DadTattoo.jpeg
File:DadTattoo.jpeg
I got a Dad tattoo on my arm!

File:EdwardNeedlehand.jpg
File:EdwardNeedlehand.jpg
Tattoo artist gets his prosthetic replaced with a detachable tattooing needle/machine.

File:EyebrowTattoo.jpg
File:EyebrowTattoo.jpg
Please tell me those are drawn on, and not a tattoo.

File:GunTattoojpeg.jpg
File:GunTattoojpeg.jpg
Guy gets Tattoo of gun silhouette... gets a visit from the cops over a call/concerns. (That he might blow his brains off?) The ones on his arms look like they might be Nazi symbology, so he might be familiar to the cops and neighbors.

File:HTMLTattoo.jpg
File:HTMLTattoo.jpg
If you know HTML, this is funny. (At least mildly amusing: end head, begin body).

File:HappyTat.jpg
File:HappyTat.jpg
While I like the sentiment, not sure I'd want it there forever...

File:HillaryTears.jpg
File:HillaryTears.jpg
Hillary w/prison tat tears (for the people's she's offed).

File:JarethHooked.jpg
File:JarethHooked.jpg
Again, body modifications can be fun... but they can go too far. Jareth may have crossed the line as an agendered alien.

File:Lest-in-Peace.jpg
File:Lest-in-Peace.jpg
Engrish: Lest in Peace

File:MacAndCheeseTat.jpg
File:MacAndCheeseTat.jpg
Somebody likes Kraft Mac and Cheese?

File:MexicanNippleTat.jpg
File:MexicanNippleTat.jpg
Sombrero Nipple Tattoo.

File:NeuteredTattoo.jpeg
File:NeuteredTattoo.jpeg
Man Gets a Tattoo He Found On His Pup, Not Knowing It Means He's Neutered...

File:RedHatTat.jpeg
File:RedHatTat.jpeg
Company Tattoos don't seem like a good idea. But many employees got their RedHat Tattoos.

File:TattooLocations.png
File:TattooLocations.png
Tattoo Location Legend: where is almost as important as what.

File:TeddyTattoos.jpeg
File:TeddyTattoos.jpeg
A few famous people had tattoos: Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Edison, George Orwell, James Polk, Oliver Hardy, Andrew Jackson, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, Barry Goldwater, Czar Nicholas II, King Harrod II.

File:WWJDTat.jpg
File:WWJDTat.jpg
WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) tattoo? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't get the human centipede tat.

File:WalMartTats.jpg
File:WalMartTats.jpg
Nothing says class like a WAL*MART Finger Tats...

File:WellFedTat.jpg
File:WellFedTat.jpg
Well Fed: put food in me.

File:YoloPenisTat.jpg
File:YoloPenisTat.jpg
YOLO (You Only Live Once) spelled out in ejaculating penis's? With hairy balls?

File:YourMomTat.jpg
File:YourMomTat.jpg
Your Mom Was Here (Finger Tattoos)

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Memes/Humor/Truth

Truth, or Truth in advertising. Life is funny, but usually ironically.

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File:Activia.jpg
File:Activia.jpg
Activia (Yogurt): helps you poop!

File:BaconSeeds2.jpg
File:BaconSeeds2.jpg
I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.

File:BenAndJerrys.jpg
File:BenAndJerrys.jpg
Ben and Jerry's: eating away your feelings!

File:Bugles.jpg
File:Bugles.jpg
Bugles: edible finger swords!

File:CarRunning.jpg
File:CarRunning.jpg
If your car is running, I'm voting for it! (Better than the alternatives).

File:FrogParking.jpg
File:FrogParking.jpg
Frog parking only, all others will be toad!

File:FruitStripe.jpg
File:FruitStripe.jpg
Fruit Stripe: tastes great... for 3 seconds!

File:HamburgerHelper.jpg
File:HamburgerHelper.jpg
Hamburger Helper: because Mom's tired!

File:HellsAngels.jpg
File:HellsAngels.jpg
Hells Angels: right, acute and obtuse!

File:HokeyPokeyClinic.jpg
File:HokeyPokeyClinic.jpg
I checked into the hokey pokey clinic, and I turned myself around. (That's what it's all about).

File:HotPockets.jpg
File:HotPockets.jpg
Hot Pockets: every bite is a different temperature!

File:KraftMacaroni.jpg
File:KraftMacaroni.jpg
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: this tab will NOT open the box!

File:Lays.jpg
Lays.jpg
Lays: Mostly flavored air!

File:ListeningOrNOt.jpg
File:ListeningOrNOt.jpg
My wife said I never listen to her... or something like that.

File:MattressSales.jpg
File:MattressSales.jpg
Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale?

File:McDs4dollars.jpg
File:McDs4dollars.jpg
McDonalds: Because you only have $4!

File:MtnDew.jpg
File:MtnDew.jpg
Mountain Dew: the sports drink for gamers! And coders.

File:ScaredHalfTwice.jpg
File:ScaredHalfTwice.jpg
What happens if you're scared half to death, twice?

File:StepLadderVRealLadder.jpg
File:StepLadderVRealLadder.jpg
This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder.

File:TacoBell.jpg
File:TacoBell.jpg
Taco Bell: also open when you're sober!

File:TicTac.jpg
File:TicTac.jpg
TicTac: feel like a pill popper!

File:Tyson.jpg
Tyson.jpg
Tyson: almost food!

File:UnfriendbeforeFB.jpg
File:UnfriendbeforeFB.jpg
Unfriending before Facebook!

File:WaffleHouse.jpg
File:WaffleHouse.jpg
Waffle House: because it's 2am and you're drunk!