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It's funny and you know it, clap your hands...
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| File:69Farts.jpeg Mary's trying to show Paddy what 69 is, but as she squats over him she farts. And tries again, and farts again. Paddy storms out, "I'm not hanging around for 67 more of those".
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| File:BackupSensor.jpeg |
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| File:BackupSensor.jpeg The world's earliest back-up Sensor was discovered by a Japanese farmer named Kawasaki. His invention emits a high-pitch squeal just before the vehicle itself backs into something.
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| File:BoysAndGirlDifferences.jpg |
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| File:BoysAndGirlDifferences.jpg Things you can only do with boys: baby pictures. Look at my little boy bathing in the tub and his cute little wee-wee! Oh! Hee hee hee! Look at my little girl bathing in the tub and her cute little vagina! WHAT THE FUCK! |
| File:ChainEatingSmoking.jpg |
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| File:ChainEatingSmoking.jpg Sometimes the stress of being a kid would get me to chain-eat a whole pack!
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| File:ChickenEgg.jpg |
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| File:ChickenEgg.jpg Chicken or egg: who came first?
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| File:Dickface.jpg |
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| File:Dickface.jpg Q:What's your cat's name? A: Dickface. Q:Why? A: No reason. |
| File:GotTheSpider.jpg |
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| File:GotTheSpider.jpg I got the spider!
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| File:GreatWall.jpg |
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 Great Wall of China: Why not go around?
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| File:KemitNude.jpg |
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| File:KemitNude.jpg Kemit the Frog: Celebrity Nude!
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| File:MissippiLiteracy.JPG |
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| File:MissippiLiteracy.JPG Missippi's Literacy Shows Improvement! The AP? Not so much.
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| File:NatureAbhors.jpg |
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| File:NatureAbhors.jpg I left my front door open and my roomba got out and I can't find it. What are the consequences? It has no natural predators. It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum. |
| File:RickrollingBottle.jpg |
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| File:RickrollingBottle.jpg Rickrolling message in a bottle.
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| File:Sobriety.jpg |
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| File:Sobriety.jpg Me: It's not about how many times you fall, it's how many times you get up. Cop: That's not how sobriety tests work! |
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| File:TRex.jpeg T-Rex: before the selfie-stick.
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| File:TheCowJumpedOverMoon.jpg |
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| File:TheCowJumpedOverMoon.jpg The Cow that jumped over the moon, failed to account for re-entry...
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| File:Turducken.jpg |
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 Their curiosity sated, the three decided to never discuss making a turducken again.
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| File:WalkieTalkieMeme.jpg |
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| File:WalkieTalkieMeme.jpg Walkie Talkies
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| File:ZombieNecrophiliac.png |
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| File:ZombieNecrophiliac.png Zombie vs. Necrophiliac: who chases who?
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